Best VZTZ story

[Stasis01]

Brobb and Wudan are doing Lguk, specifically assassin for guises.

Akinn and Quil make deal with Brobb to farm FBSS and leave each other alone.

Little necro named Rast comes in and trains Wudan to smithereens as they kill the assassin.

Akinn ninjas the Guise, which was supposed to go to Frodo.

Brobb starts spamming OOC that its a real piece of shit move to steal a pixel that he's trying to get for a guy with downsyndrome IRL.

I don't think anyone can top that 1 but I'll hear any contenders.