Why do the project 1999 administrators allow chortles snortles to exist here?

[Twochain]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had a friend who was incredibly addicted to EQ. Raider, epic, all that stuff. Basically passed on a chance to play baseball in college because he’d rather play EQ

Anyway, he met some girl (apparently a real girl, not a dude playing a girl char) and they started some kinda online relationship. He’d tell me he was in love with her and I’d be like “bro you never met her”. And he’d be like “we have phone sex, we are in a serious long distance relationship”. I think it was like his first “girlfriend”

He proposed to her and they had an in-game wedding. He proposed to her IRL and she said yes, having never met him. Then when it came time, she got cold feet and told him she had cancer and was going to die and lost all her hair to chemo and couldn’t meet him. I tried to tell him it was probably a lie because she got cold feet but he didn’t believe me. He knew she was in Utah or something, and he actually flew to Utah and then drove around random streets trying to find her. Borderline stalker-ish shit…

It crushed him. Hopefully he learned a lesson to meet the girl in person before you propose :/

Jesus.....

This is why we don't date e-girls