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[Gustoo]

Well, keep up the hard work making your life in order and you won’t have any problem finding a lovely woman who’s attracted to you. It’s as much about your own attitude and ability to love as it is about your clean toilet.

But I’m just obnoxiously providing unsolicited advice since it’s a message board.

Bathroom looks too clean go pick out your choice of indoor plant a beeswax candle with matches for allowing your guests to eliminate poop odor and if it still looks empty a piece of drift wood or something else that gives you small pleasure to see on a daily basis. Don’t let it get that steamy dust buildup either!