EQ is best played..

[Ooloo]

EQ is best played as the cleric in your group when your first college girlfriend shows up to surprise you for valentine's day unannounced and she doesn't know you play EQ so you panic and just turn the monitor off and walk away from your computer and pretend to do something manly and cool and then 7 hours later when she finally leaves you turn your monitor back on and deal with the aftermath.