whole lotta vaccine injuries

[unsunghero]

Moderna vaccine gave me cancer

Jk, but I may actually have cancer. Had a small lump on the right side of my neck (prior to ever getting the vaccine), went to a dermatologist which was a mistake. This dermatologist seemed to completely not give a shit, felt the lump for like 5 seconds, then prescribed me an antibiotic saying it might be an infection. Yeah….but….it doesn’t hurt, it feels hard, and I don’t have any other sx’s of infection such as fever or fatigue, soooo. Either way 15 minutes cost me $85 after my insurance paid their amount

Lo and behold I take the antibiotic as prescribed and it does nothing for the lump. Lump remains exact same size, no bigger or smaller. Then I get the vaccine, and 2 days after the second shot my throat gets sore and I notice another lump, this now on the left side of my neck under my chin. This one hurts a tiny bit to press on

So then I make an appointment with a nurse practitioner, which is all I can get same day after trying 10+ different doctor’s offices. All primary care doctors are booked until January I was hearing. So what are people supposed to do, just fuck off for a few months?

Yesterday I get in to see the NP. She actually seems to give a shit, feels the new lump on the left side, says that my lymph node is swollen. Then she feels the shit out of the original lump on the right, way longer than the last doctor felt it. She thinks that it’s also a swollen lymph node. I’m like swollen for like 3 straight months, that doesn’t make sense. She says she wants to have an ultrasound of it, so now I gotta get that done

If it’s a tumor I’m gonna name it Marla. Throat cancer is no joke, not one of the better ones to have. Pretty fucking weird considering I’ve never smoked a cigarette in my life, and I only smoked weed for a few years before switching to edibles, and I’m otherwise healthy as fuck. Some cancer does run in the family though, ma had breast, uncle had prostate