In desperate need.

[slard271]

I'm terrified that this forum isn't the perennial bastion of incendiary vitriol and incessant malaise that it's designed to be. I worry that lone, poor souls like myself might find gentle, soothing undulation amongst the roaring waves of turpitude. Please prove me wrong. I desperately want, NAY, need it. Thanks for your contributions to this 800 number. This isn't masochism. It's a sincere need for flambulatory content; many of us would be thankful if you could oblige.