Earthquakes

[loramin]

Look at the evidence: the staff hates quakes.

My guess is that to them, quakes = a bunch of whiny man-children bitching at them and fighting amongst themselves, and they just don't want to deal with it.

There may well be some other reason, but look: throughout P99's history the staff has always been anti-quake. They fought against having quakes for years, and then when they finally agreed to start having them, they were always (almost from the very start) fewer and farther between than promised.

I truly don't think the staff are assholes who like promising us things, and then lying about it and going "ha ha no quakes for you". I truly think they just didn't realize what quakes entailed, and once they did they stopped wanting to do them, and the evidence is their reticence to quake for years.