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Originally Posted by starkind
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most of the people in this thread are pretty dumb and don't even have a clue what is going on around them but they can be forgiven, like i can forgive my fat obese insulin dependent cat for shitting on the rug accidently or out of stress from the other cats
(jib not one of them)
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At least your cat isn’t a rapist
One time my male cat was kneading my shirt with his paws, typical cat staff. Then I noticed him sort of shivering, and thought he was about to puke. So I waved him away, calling out “hey don’t puke on me!”. He jumped away and I noticed he had his red rocket dick out, which he started trying to clean
Then I looked down and noticed a wet spot on my shirt. I ran to the shower and cried for like 30 mins, not knowing how to feel about it. After that our relationship sort of soured. I never knew if his affections were genuine or if he just wanted to fuck me. He’s neutered btw which makes everything weirder
True story btw, except for the crying part. Now I never let him do his paw kneading, because like a typical guy he always tries to turn a massage into sex
Fuckin rapist cat…
09-03-2021, 01:04 PM
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