Shitting yourself to own the libs.

[imperiouskitten]

if i had worms the goings-on in my poor anguished guts woulda incinerated them by now. i did almost lose teeth from drinking New Orleans tapwater tho, made my gums swell up huge like some sort of huge allergic reaction and excruciating pain. coulda put me in dentures. but that's #justredheadthings