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[Jibartik]

i was watching the news high, and i was really able to get into the headspace of an alien that would look at us like we were as disgusting as we would look at a sweaty tentacle puss-pile jaba aliens.

Our mouths, are like, that disgusting. We flap and make all these disgusting shapes bowing hot air an water out of our flappy open gapping animated flesh holes.

I was like, man we are a fucking evil disgusting alien just waiting to happen lol

Idk what that has to do with anything.