Pokémon is Real Life

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I visit a Pokémon shop and tell the clerk: I own Charizard , Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu.

Store Clerk: Cool, but this league only allows you to have three of the previous to participate.

WHaT!?!? *I Shoots up the playing card store* ~Everything Destroyed~
I GOT BAnned from the store- UnBelievable!-

Couple days later, my Tears dry and amazing idea blossoms.

I walk back into the same store : Hey do you think I can use Charizard, Blastoise, Venasaur, and Pikachu in the league? I will let you pet Pikachu twice a month. You know for the spirit of the league. THE UNITY! You guys can actually PET PiKACHU!

Store Clerk : *Calls police*