When is the blackout?

[Caroll]

Remember when the smooth-brained cultists were giddily anticipating martial (well, they spelled it "Marshall") law? All the while, these people kept repeating things like, "trust the plan," and "stock up on food and water."

It's really sad to see what happens to people when they lack the ability to critically consume any type of media. Americans were cheering to live in a military dictatorship because their lives in Shitsville, Flyoverstate had gotten so bleak, it was their only route to "winning."

Except in this case, "winning" meant making everyone else's lives as shitty as their own. Sad!