The difference between my commute and your commute *Sip

[Bardp1999]

I'm currently getting paid to relax in my leather recliner while watching the God Father on my 300-inch projector TV.

Meanwhile Lulz is waking up from a Mad Dog 20/20 coma and trying to remember how many relationships he ruined while high on pills and cocaine over the holiday break.

*siP in your direction*