Zuranthium

[TheBlackSheep]

Originally Posted by Zuranthium [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I've dated many girls in my life (when I was younger) and got blowjobs from several of them. At those early ages in life I think pretty much anything sexual-related can turn someone on, though, because of all the raging hormones. However, I found myself attracted to guys as I got older, and after I came to terms with the idea that maybe I was gay, I soon found out that (for me) guys are way better at everything sexually than girls. ESPECIALLY at giving blowjobs. End of story.

It doesn't matter who is better. That is ridiculous. Of course you'll be of the opinion that guys are going to be better at pleasing you than girls. You're fucking gay. Always have been. It just took you awhile to figure out your own sexuality. Fine. So say "Hey, I like cocks!" instead of saying "Well, guys were just better at it than girls!" It makes you sound like you're trying to justify your homosexuality because of previous lackluster sexual encounters with the opposite sex during a time of "sexual confusion." Nobody gives a shit. I've got gay friends, and they all have differing excuses for it, including that one. I've never understood why people can't just be themselves without all the damn excuses.

I believe you could probably give a Shopvac a run for it's money. Good on you. But in the grand scheme of things, I can honestly say that regardless of your skill, you wouldn't be as good as a hot chick who is mediocre at best. Why? Well. Because I like pussy.

Azorath