2020 Election MEGAthread

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Ok Prediction:

October 22nd, 12:30 PM CST, Joe Biden suffers an aneurysm and passes away 2 hours later with only Kamala Harris present on the plane from Dallas.

October 23rd: Bernie Sanders demands the nomination based on his rightful status as the runner up.

October 25th: To break the stalemate, Sanders supporters pour into the streets and immediately clash with other groups.

October 27th: Kamala is unable to generate any enthusiasm and the Democrats pass the crown to Sanders in an attempt to heal the schism as leftists everywhere rejoice.

October 29th: Right-wing militias and patriot groups respond to what they now fear is an imminent Communist takeover.

October 30th: First clashes among the various groups as violence spreads across the nation.

October 31st: "The Bloody Hallows" Thousands die across the nation as the various factions augmented by opportunistic criminals vie for control. The armed forces protect federal enclaves at the cost of many lives. Every major city is on fire. The highways are jammed with fleeing rabble and the transport system breaks down.

November 2nd: By executive order the elections are postponed until order is restored. A new Transitional Council is formed composed of members of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the NSC, the Cabinet and is run by A.G Barr until such time as when conditions are right to assure the accuracy and sanctity of the voting process. The President continues to be in charge until the AG certifies the crisis is over.

November 4th: "The Night of the Mayors" William DeBlasio, Ted Wheeler, and Jenny Durkan are killed by rampaging mobs composed both of right and left-wing elements. United, they hang those in authority.

November 18th: The United States declares war on Canada and Mexico at the same time. The 1st Armored Division easily captures Montreal while the 4th and 28th Infantry advance on Vera Cruz.

December 7th: Canada and Mexico surrender unconditionally, allowing the US to finally achieve the growing space for it's people. Japan is then summarily bombed just as a reminder of what day it is.

December 25th: Having achieved lebensraum, the US enters a new era of peace and prosperity. As reparations, every US citizen receives one Canadian or one Mexican. December 25th becomes forever known as "You Sleep On The Floor Day".

January 1st: The elections are finally held. To the surprise of no one, Bernard Sanders is elected the Last President of the United States with 538 electoral votes, every single one of them mailed in.