Kyle Rittenhouse = Based God

[BlackBellamy]

Originally Posted by douglas1999 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's not at all conclusive that he was killed by the kneeling cop though...

I AM GEORGE FLOYD'S NECK: Layer by layer dissection of the anterior strap muscles of the neck discloses no areas of contusion or hemorrhage within the musculature. The thyroid cartilage and hyoid bone are intact. The larynx is lined by intact mucosa. The thyroid is symmetric and red-brown, without cystic or nodular change. The tongue is free of bite marks, hemorrhage, or other injuries. The cervical spinal column is palpably stable and free of hemorrhage.

I AM GEORGE FLOYD'S HEART: Cross sections of coronary arteries, though not all ideally oriented, confirm the gross impression of atherosclerotic narrowing.

I AM GEORGE FLOYD'S BLOOD TEST RESULTS:

Caffeine Positive
Cotinine Positive
4-ANPP 0.65 ng/mL
11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC 1.2 ng/mL
Delta-9 Carboxy THC 42 ng/mL
Delta-9 THC 2.9 ng/mL
Methamphetamine 19 ng/mL
Fentanyl 11 ng/mL
Norfentanyl 5.6 ng/mL

Signs associated with fentanyl toxicity include severe respiratory depression, seizures, hypotension, coma and death. In fatalities from fentanyl, blood concentrations are variable and have been reported as low as 3 ng/mL.

I AM GEORGE FLOYD'S CAUSE OF DEATH:

Stupidity.

Stupid-ass, what the fuck? Get high in the car, stumble into the bodega, try to use a fake-ass bill and get thrown the fuck out! So now, you fucking genius, you sit in the car in front of the place and you get more high! The cops get there of course, now you don't want to get out of the car. They be patient with your ass and polite, but fuck no! You're going to make it a thing. They get your stupid ass out, now you don't want to go into the police car. The whole time they ain't beatin you, they ain't tasing or spraying you, no one shot your fucking dumb ass at all, and you're flexing and yelling about claustrophobia. They get your ass on the ground and hold you so they can tie you better so you can be safely put into the squad car and you pass out from all that excitement and the NEARLY 16 ng/mL OF MOTHERFUCKING FENTANYL in your system and later you die. Stupid-ass does stupid and dies.

To be serious I can kneel on your goddamn neck for 10 minutes exactly like that cop did and you'd be fucking fine. This is true for anyone reading this and I weigh 230 pounds. That side-neck restraint hold is taught like that precisely so it doesn't cause death.