Can’t forgive my wife, missed green launch.

[Wutaan]

Sounds like she's playing games with you, from what I read it's most likely because you're allowing her to take control. It's a shit test like 99% of everything irrational women do, my advice is endearingly rough her up a bit in bed give her a firm smack on the ass and then go play your fuckin video games. Also, Classic is gay you didn't miss anything.