Portland is a mess

[BlackBellamy]

You know I like to criticize fashion. Here's your NYPD undercover snatch squad earning it's living today:

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(Real good action pose on that guy!)

I see these guys hanging around the Port Authority or the subway when they're not busy throwing women into unmarked minivans where anything can happen.

It's always 100% same thing. Cotton t-shirt, cargo pants, belt, running shoes. These guys try to blend in and it's just ridiculous. First of all only two types of people dress like that in NYC. The suburban commuter, and he always has a backpack or a lunch box with a construction hat, and he's always booking to and from transport, not hanging out all casual like. The second is the tourist, and they're fat and have fat wives and fat children, again not athletically and casually hanging out somewhere alone or with another athletic casual guy (gay dudes don't dress like that either unless they are going to a party and are dressed ironically like hey steve is banging a tunnel rat ha ha ha hey what's in this drink?).

I mean they don't have to go all Wolverine and do the Sergeant Belker thing:

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Just dress like a regular typical New Yorker. I mean how hard is it?

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