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Old 07-26-2020, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RecondoJoe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
LMAO TLDR What does the A stand for, Mister Stolen Valor? I'm still waiting for you (or even Google - since no results) to explain that one. Fucking phony ass bitch.


PS. Let's see some of your war trophies. He's one of mine. Let me guess, I bought this hand-painted Iraqi flag off of amazon.
My cousin went to the first Gulf War (you know the one we won) and they made him drive a deuce through so much toxic smoke he got brain damage so when he came back he lost all his money on get rich schemes like sending people money so they would send him a pdf of a government form so he could apply for some scam loan. And you could tell too because he was pretty sharp before he deployed but afterwards it was just no good.

But I digress, he had trophies like you wouldn't believe. He had all the flags and patches and shit, but the motherload was a bunch of 23mm shells he pulled out of a Shilka. He actually came home with several coke bottle sized anti-aircraft shells in his duffel bag, it was insane.

We tried to make a cannon but our fabrication skills were lacking.

I had one standing on my desk for the longest time everyone just assumed it was inert until I would start to shake it like a maraca. One day it was gone and then I found my father came to visit while I was gone and he went to my office and saw the shell and saw it was live so he took it and threw it into the Passaic river, right off the 8th st bridge going to Wallington. Crazy old man, I miss him.
 


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