Is everybody insane?

[Bodeanicus]

Originally Posted by Abacab "The REAL truth" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't know, better to be a 20 year old hipster than a 40 year fat ass wouldn't you say? I have no doubt with your curly jewfro and greying hair that you're getting your sex for free, why would someone obviously in the best of shape such as yourself need to pay for hookers to knock his junk around?

[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Nope, it's better to be a fat ass with a jewfro than a walking skeleton faggot Alice In Chains video reject who looks like he hasn't bathed in a week. Yep, I've gotten fat over the last 3 or 4 years. I'm up to 240, over my normal 200 lbs, which is in the normal range for a 6 footer. I also get laid at least twice a week. By my girlfriend. Who is a female. I've sure you've heard of those. I know you don't interact with many, judging by your musical tastes. Gain about 50 pounds, bathe, and stop buying your clothes at consignment shops in an attempt to be "ironic" and you might get laid too, Faggoty Ann.