CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

Blingy · #11 07-17-2020, 12:52 AM

Fixing for a Seattle version of this:

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Originally Posted by Kich867 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gets in car, puts on seatbelt.

Sorta slows down at stop sign; exception....Prius driver timidly takes 10 minutes to inch through stop sign.

Drops the hammer at yellow light; exception.....Prius driver stops 50' behind stop line when a yellow light is noticed.

Drives 20 over speed limit; exception.....Prius.

Throw trash out window, only wrapped up dog shit goes in trash cans; exception.....Prius.

BMW's take 4 parking spots, Mercedes take 2, rest park in outlined spot.

Tries to walk into Macy's or Nortstrom, asked to put a mask on by a private business who has every right to deny you service...

"HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE I'M INFECTED!"

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This flimsy mask will surely protect me.	44	20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus.	24	11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis.	7	3.29%
I am already dead.	67	31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling.	32	15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again.	39	18.31%
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