CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

gherron · #11 07-16-2020, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kich867 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Gets in car, puts on seatbelt.

Stops at stop sign.

Slows down at yellow light.

Follows speed limit.

Doesn't throw trash out window, waits to find a trash can.

Parks in outlined spot.

Tries to walk into Walmart, asked to put a mask on by a private business who has every right to deny you service...

"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"

this is a simple and tame version of it all. those animals often assault/threaten/brandish guns at the minimum wage grandmas/kids asking them to put on a mask too.

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This flimsy mask will surely protect me.	44	20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus.	24	11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis.	7	3.29%
I am already dead.	67	31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling.	32	15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again.	39	18.31%
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