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This flimsy mask will surely protect me. 44 20.66%
I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. 24 11.27%
I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. 7 3.29%
I am already dead. 67 31.46%
On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. 32 15.02%
Mossad agents are dancing again. 39 18.31%
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Old 05-04-2020, 01:39 PM
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I just tell them I don't have HIV. I walk in and say "I don't have HIV and I would like to get this wax and tattoo combo as advertised."

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I'm thinking of making a line of CovidWear and I can put each of those lines on a separate piece of clothing.
Last edited by BlackBellamy; 05-04-2020 at 01:42 PM.. Reason: Except that last one, that one belongs to MILLERCOORS LLC (#78456534) and I'm not fucking with them.
 


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