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#11
05-01-2020, 01:52 PM
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In dese difficult times, Juntsie want to remind all squishies and dose who dun' venture far from da' basement dat his professional loot advocacy services are available at da' low, low rate of 5000 plat per hour. Dis is a premium.
In addition to loot advocacy, Juntsie tink he compelled ta' offer da Dark Mens a series of Racial Sensitivity training seminars for low price of 3000 plat per hour. In dese exciting series, Juntsie explore many topics -- like how it make no sense dat' Dark Men blabble something about "JAPS." Whut is Japs? Dere' no such ting in Norrath! How does dese fine dark mens purport to represent Erudin -- which Juntsie finds too stuffy and devoid of real learned materials, such as swamp gasses, why read when can sniff gas??? -- and at same time blabble nonsense! Juntsie teach dark menz how to speak! Juntsie also remind all dat dese ancient lootz ain't worth da' crying and moping. Jus' share bashing! It good for you!
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green) Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P) Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro) Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print. | ||
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