CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

Gwaihir · #10 03-19-2020, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gatorsmash [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Edit- And in case you're wondering, you die from ARDS. Inflammation caused by the virus doesn't allow your lungs to oxygenate your blood. Hence the ICU beds and some type of ventilation is required. Its literally a simple math problem.

No.

You die.

I already got it.

Went vegetarian.

Cleansed chakras

Dont smoke, dont drink, dont do drugs

Love God

Ate my vegetables

Popped antibiotics when it tried to go bacterial and migrate to lungs

Drank marah tea.

Cured.

Have another beer and literally do nothing to improve your health while waiting over a year on an unsuccessful vaccine. Good luck with your (in)action plan.

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