This is awesome.

[twitchthroe]

For the last 5 years, I've needed a game to play. There came a point when 30 dwarves with spades were shovelling s*** into the fan of my life. Before this I refused to get addicted to a game, even though there were consistently multiple options... but just when I needed one - there weren't any.

Thank you project 1999 for providing what the multi billion dollar company's refuse to provide. Not gonna lie I'd prefer something a bit less masochistic, but this is about as good as it gets for an mmo in 2020, that is if cookies and flashing lights really don't give you a thrill.