Why don't I see

[WizardEQ]

I'm on at night, Deathgirl, so send me a tell to claim your prize. I always pay up on bets, you will find out.

So, using the word "douche" makes you the alpha-male. Irony has many forms. Think what you will, doesn't matter to me!

I am actually a member of "said" society. You can be, too. Just use your infinite wisdom, take the entrance exam (that is if you can find it), and apply! Simple as that. It's only that there are currently around ~30 members world-wide, but I'm sure you can swing it pal. Mensa has nothing on you.

Xaxian