Akyra's A F***ING C*NT

[Knightmare]

Originally Posted by Ennoia [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pfft I'm a stuntman-porn star-astronaut-formula 1 racecar driver-Navy SEAL-SWAT rear guard-mountain man-Bear Grylls-rockstar-crossing guard-electrician-doctor...all you do is hump a bull's backside for a few seconds.

Actually even Charlie Sheen's quote has him beat, and that's saying something at this point.

"I'm living the life of a rock star, vatican, assassin. My body is a lock-box of diamonds, uranium and assassin nobility!"

Of course, I'm not very worldly so now my uneducated ass has to go Google "Bear Grylls" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Damn you for making me learn while browsing RnF! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]