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[JurisDictum]

I wonder if Mueller realizes that he probably owes most of his career to the fact he looks and sounds like John Walsh -- here to catch the criminal scum!

You have to give it to him, he sure is a professional at looking serious and credible. You know that motherfucker get's like $430K a year for that shit? Somehow he's only worth 13 million...but I'm going to go ahead and guess there's more to that story.*

I don't think I could pull it off myself. Keeping a straight face about all that BS for years on end after being exposed as a total fraud narrative pusher over and over. Serious face Mueller shuffling documents and asking questions in a deliberative tone -- what a joke.

He got a BA in political science (its just called "politics" at Princeton) BTW.

* but then again, those suits look expensive.