The Only White Guy: My Stories About Being The Only White Person in the Ghetto

[DinoTriz2]

February 23rd 2019

I'm getting ready to meet my family for dinner when I hear a knock at the door.

It's one of the neighborhood kids.

He wants me to buy him and his friends a pizza. (wtf?)

His mom leaves him and his brother alone most of the day because she's working, so I figure what the hell. I order the pizza.

The pizza is delivered by the time I have to leave, so I go down and give the kid the pizza. One of the other kids steals the box from him and runs off.

When I get home, one of the kids runs up and thanks me, and says the pizza was so good that they decided to "order" more.

I come to find out that I inspired a little crime ring and they've been ordering pizza from all around town, having it delivered to an empty apartment and running off with the pizza.

The cops show up the next day.

I duck and dodge them.

I can't afford to become a snitch when I'm the only white guy in the neighborhood.