In this topic, I insult your worship of gods.

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I noticed that the gods of Everquest are very one dimensional most of the time. Usually the dimension is stupid. So worshiping them is also stupid. You might be stupid. Behold:

Bertox - I know they want to live to make everyone diseased, but its just a fetish. Bertox worshippers are just fetish freaks.

Brell - Wow. What kind of coward worships the god who wants us to hide from the sun?

Bristlebane - So you think going to church to learn how to be good at comedy, pranking, and fun is the right idea? Its basically setting sail for fail.

Cazic - I will give it a pass. Its sensible to fear the god who allows you to inspire fear in others. Maybe a little emo, but for an evil choice its your best bet.

Erollsi - God of P*****s

Innoruuk - The dick dastardly god. I can imagine all the dark elves and humans twisting their mustache and yelling NYEH!!! at people. Terrible.

Karana - Its like the zeus god of everquest, except instead of shoving lightning bolts up peoples asses, you use soft, gentle, calming rain. Weak.

Mithaniel - God of naivety.

Prexus - Again, its like you missed the mark on Zeus. At least oceans are somewhat threatening. I will give this a pass of mediocrity.

Quellious - So you are a group of shirtless men in a circle in the dojo (or temple) who worship the ground a little girl walks on and think about her all day? Excuse me while I call child protective services.

Rallos Zek - The god of kicking mother****ing ass. Good choice.

Rodcet Nife - ET is kind of gay.

Solusek Ro - The screamapillar god for people who are sexually attracted and want to put their **** into fire.

The tribunal - Very boring to follow a bunch of judges.

Tunare - Momma's boys

Veeshan - You like to sing songs and play drums about why your own race is weak and inferior to another race.



You know what's ironic? The only race here not stupid enough to be able to even **** up their choice in diety is the race that's supposedly stupid in the first place.





Disclaimer: I censored bad words to protect you since you need protection.