old player stories

[lctucker2999]

I know it's a long shot, but does anyone happen to remember a play story from around 2000-2001 I think it may have been posted on everlore. Basically is was the random adventures of some noob, with some pretty funny commentary (at least I remember it being funny back then).

For example, he went up to a dervish cutthroat in WC thinking it was another player and tried to strike up a conversation. Or when someone called out a train, he was like wtf... this is a fantasy game there's no trains here.

Anyway I don't even know if I'm remembering it right, let alone if anyone would be able to recognize what I'm referring to and point me in the right direction. For now I'll just be using wayback machine and clicking on random stories hoping to get lucky.