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Originally Posted by Sonderbeast
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i used to do a LOT of drugs and can you believe i married someone who watched that show? i was extremely fucked up on oxycodone, methadone and alcohol when he proposed. my abs had recently then receded from visibility. little bits of that awful stuff i consented to watch while nodding hard still bounce around. it makes me very very melancholy to recall them. nuggets of Judaic ugliness.
he was beautiful back then, but. alcohol. even his hair has this crusty texture to it last i felt, like an old man's. crunchy.
I know he watches the television show "Bob's Burgers" now. It's heartbreaking. The lithe little thing I so coveted is gone, and its inner Family Guy-watching creep now presides over a stumpy, hairy little homonculus whose continuing appreciation of Disney reads creepy now instead of adorable. He is very mean to me now when we talk. He credits my looks, not my character, with the success I enjoy. Family Guy, ugh