Attack on Taters: Rivervale Raid Event! (Secret! Iksar eyes only)

[definitely not Draconite]

It has come to my attention that the Vale has been rendered DEFENSELESS.

Filbus, Protector of the Vale, in his old age and sloth has (so it has been reported) lost his fighting spirit. He now wastes away in his Halfling hole typing nonsensical anti-Cabilis propaganda on his Apple Macbook (really dude?) which has resulted in his SUSPENSION. His foolishness has left the Vale without a hero even though he continues to provoke the demon that is the Diaspora of Rile's Children!

Therefore, I beckon all Kunzar, Kylong, all the remnants of the Nathsar, Obulus, and Jarsath, Spawn of No Hope and Reavers of Kunark to come together for a final strike on Rivervale. Take down the leadership of Rivervale, raid their merchants, raze their walls, and salt their fields. The battle will not cease until complete and total eradication of the Halflings within Rivervale!

This Thursday, at 6pm EST Cabilis will rise! We shall bring the fear of Cazic to the Misty Thicket and Rivervale and inspire GREAT TERROR. Make your way to the Rivervale Zone Line in the Sp00py Kithicor Forest and a night of wonderful bloodsport shall ensue! We will finish the night by slaying the Guild Leaders of Rivervale not just ONCE but TWICE!