Are you fat?

[DinoTriz]

I'll tell you what a typical day looks like for me:

5:00am - I spring out of bed. 1200 thread count sheets. No bed head (superior hair genes). I make my bed because Jordan Peterson taught me right.

5:05am - 400 lb deadlifts for breakfast. 25 sets. Fast. Lactic acid instead of coffee.

5:10am - Run 7 miles through the richest neighborhood you've seen.

5:30am - Walk dog. Pure breed German Shepard. Even his poop is perfect.

5:40am - Kiss my hot model girlfriend as she leaves for work at her lawyer job.

5:45am - Cold Shower, shocks the system releasing amino acids and good junk for the body.

5:46am - Log into EQ.

Midnight - Log off EQ.

12:15am - Call a few business clients and make some sales $$$

2:00am - Eat a granola bar, only food I eat for the day because I'm healthy and on the go.

3:00am - Go to sleep because getting a full 8 hours of sleep is the healthy basis for a good life.

5:00am - Wake up and repeat, only doing things better. Maybe buy a Lambo with Bitcoin.