The left "the other side is trying to enslave you and manipulate you and imprison you! Rise up! Resist!"
The Right "So, The left says we're trying to enslave you? Well that's no suprise, they're a little wacky... youre free to do whatever you want, if you want to sleep in my house it'll cost you money, also here is a bill of rights to ensure that you are free and your childrens children are free and that no one will ever have the right or ability to take what's yours from you or force you to do anything you dont want to do."
The left "THEYRE FASCISTS TRYING TO RULE THE WORLD! LETS DESTROY THAT BILL OF RIGHTS SO WE CAN GET RID OF THEM! KILL THE RICH! KILL THEM!"
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