*sips rare New England IPA with million dollar skyline view, clicks post*

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Perissh only drinks the rarest of beers.

- Hops grown in the forbidden mountain valley of the Shree Ganesh Temple
- Water filtered from the tears of Amur Leopards - The worlds most endangered cat
- Yeast blessed by the Pope
- Barley strains now extinct, previously harvested and meticulously preserved from Tenochtitlan

All coalesced into a single 12 ounce bottle for him to exclusively consume.