*sips rare New England IPA with million dollar skyline view, clicks post*

[Ella`Ella]

Originally Posted by Mead [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Because I enjoy being healthy and fit, and not being a fat sack of shit

You should try it pal

You can be just as healthy eating right and doing some jump rope, you don't need to be swinging dumbbells around like a meatball, but you do. You do it for the same reason I do, you absolutely care what people think.

You crave the attention; you love it.

You justify your addiction to P99 by comparing your own physique to people like Chest. In between long, marathon sessions of wall-staring in anticipation of pixels, you'll look down at your arms or flex a calf muscle in immense satisfaction and shift your pixel immersion to self-immersion.

Your only difference from me is shitty beer and a lower tax bracket.