Name Changes

[skarlorn]

today i was minding my own business on Platwhore trying to sell pixels to nerds when suddenly

VRRROOOM

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Llandris appeared before me like the spectre of death

i immediately thought he had come to save me. to free me from the enslavement enacted years ago by Filbus.

but no...

it was even better...

finally, they had come to CLEANSE ME

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in a flash, suddenly all the old history of my elf prostitution in the filthy tunnel, chained to t2 was over. Master Llandris even let me choose my own name... GREENTORCH!

then he laughed coldly. He slapped me hard across the face and bound me with a new chain, a mithril chain, and he wrapped this tightly around t2.

"never forget you serve our Lord Filbus," Senior Guide Llandris warned.

As I wept IRL experiencing Platwhore (Greentorch's) despair, Llandris drew 2 berettas from his robes and did jumping 360s down the EC tunnel, headshotting all the other NAME VIOLATING SCUM around

god bless