If you had a million platinum.......

[skarlorn]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.