Moving to LA

[Arakash]

This is a great question. I'm assuming you're moving to Los Angeles and not Louisiana.
I'm from Los Angeles, and it is easiest there if you are good-looking and have money. It's easier if you have one or the other, and it's easy there if you don't care what other people think about looks or money.

To keep this in the realm of p99 and forum appropriate: A fat man in LA is like an ogre in South Qeynos, if he has money (BiS gear) he'll stand a chance, of sorts, to realize his dreams. Without it, he's just a dead man walking.