(spoilers) altered carbon

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by big_ole_troll [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a loud shouting machine wearing pictures that look like sci fi shouts at me for 10 minutes. i turn the TV off

*eyes unfocus in ecstasy after reading post*

on topic: the ads i've seen are just too tryhard cringey for me. EDGY ROBOT MCDONALDS LORD FIGHT THE AUTHORITY REEEEE i can just imagine the stink of obese man potatoes in the theater as they stare at the flashing lights on a screen, their small, fatty hearts working for once because the flashing screen lights are putting them into a state of suspended disbelief, into a fantasy where they are Handsome Superman with the Cock and the Girl; o Lorde, o Krishna, o Christ, I smell the musk of their clogged lymph glands, the putrid essence of stale hormones in the sweaty air of the theater as the obese lords harken together and mentally climax as one collective sacrifice to the Hegemony who controls them through stories of Resisting the Hegemony.