Don't complain when being stoned gets you owned

[Sslaesha]

I apologize for the unedited, super sloppy, and terribad story about today in seb, but I thought it was funneh and thought everyone should know.


So I'm in Seb waiting for a group and Flavor is all like /gu Can any one do me a super big favor and summon my corpse in seb? and I'm all like /tell Flavor Shit, I'm a Necro, wtfux is up?'' Long story short, he was in FV with 18kpp on his person and decides to gate, instead of bind affinity... Where is he bound? Trak... gg fail. Don't ask me why he's bound at Trak, probably to gate and 1 man KS TR. Now he's at Trak, bribing him for lewts and Trak's all like... not even spawned. so now he's 2000 pounds over weight as a magician in the bottom of seb and some how thinks a corpse summon is going to get him out? We end up with the idea for Flavor to die, and then Barrat (Rogue) will go down there like the beast that he is and drag that shit to the zone line and then I can like... corpse summon............ anyway, Barrat finds Flavor's corpse and decides to go get lost in the fungus pits and put more deaths into the equation... Now there's two nubs corpses guarded by an infinity of see inviz mobs. So I decide to Leeroy their corpses, which is accomplished, and shortly rezzed by the most amazing Cleric in existance. (Holey, shes wearing a fungus robe cuz shes kewl) but she's no where near the zoneline, actually she's pretty close to where Flavor gated to in the first place. Flavor gets the rez, and decides to immediately run around with no spells memmed, no pet up, no hp, and naked (cuz like, he's got 18kpp on his corpse) and immediately gets raped again by an onslaught of Flavor hungry frogs. This is where I take the initiative, and I'm all like ''you know you're never going to get out of here with 18kpp, you should give it to me, and then I'll just OT hammer and bank it and give back later'' and without any hesitation after he gets rezzed a second time, loots his corpse and hands me 18kpp. Wish I took a screenshot, oh well. This is how you take advantage of a stoned dude and turn a corpse summon that someone didn't even need in the first place into 18kpp in under 30 minutes. Thanks Flavor Flav [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Flava Flav would be... not proud

p.s. I gave the money back unlike some *cough* Draqnier *cough*