Ban Hammer Thread

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by Lulz~Sect [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What the fuck did you

just fucking say about me, you

little bitch? I’ll have

you know I graduate

-d top of my class in the

Navy Seals, and

I’ve been involved in

numerous secret raids on

Al-Quaeda, and I

have over 3 hun-

dred confirmed kills. I am trained

in gorilla war-

fare and I’m the top

sniper in the entire

US armed forces.

You are nothing to

me but just another tar-

get. I will wipe you

the fuck out with pre-

cision the likes of which has

never been seen be-

fore on this Earth, mark

my fucking words. You think you

can get away with

saying that shit to

me over the Internet?

Think again, fucker.

As we speak I am

contacting my secret

network of spies a-

cross the USA

and your IP is being

traced right now so you

better prepare for

the storm, maggot. The storm that

wipes out the pathe-

tic little thing you

call your life. You’re fucking dead,

kid. I can be any-

where, anytime, and

I can kill you in over

seven hundred ways,

and that’s just with my

bare hands. Not only am I

extensively trained

in unarmed combat,

but I have access to the

entire arsen-

al of the Unite-

d States Marine Corps and I

will use it to its

full extent to wipe

your miserable ass off the

face of the contin-

ent, you little shit.

If only you could have known

what unholy ret-

ribution your lit-

tle “clever” comment was a-

bout to bring down u-

pon you, maybe you

would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you did-

n’t, and now you’re pay-

ing the price, you goddamn id-

iot. I will shit

fury all over

you and you will drown

in it. You're fucking

dead, kiddo.

I think I seen this before.