WHO THE FUCK

[maskedmelonpai]

if there SoDs being given/lent out, one should go to my warrior. below i assembled a list of substantive reasons why. please let me know if you would like to lend her a SoD and I will pm you her name so that we can arrange the transaction.

1. she is a dark elf. SoD is ultimate swag and delfs are full of swag.
2. she is well dressed. see point 1 above.
3. it will be loved and well-cared for. in addition to frequent use, it will be regularly linked in no small amount of gloating.
4. when appropriate it will be bagged for maximum rustle. this is a important point. some people will not be sufficiently offended at the thought of a level 20 dark elf warrior wielding a SoD. for those people, it may from time to time be necessary to bag the coveted rod in favor of more level appropriate weaponage such as a GJB.

if you or someone you know are the proud owners of a SoD and would liek the forgoing services rendered FREE OF CHARGE, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

also, congratulations on the double SoDs ^^