To GM Llandris the Mayorslayer - a Challenge of Mortal Combat

[skarlorn]

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dun... DUN DUN DUN! (eye of the tiger theme obviously)

In my preparations, I met the illustrious Halfling Pirate Druid Gatmanno King. He had robbed me of a great treasure, but when he realized who I was and my Quest to defeat the Evils and save Rivervale, he gave me the treasure and even more...

He gave me the gift of a personal trainer!!

For hours, Gatmanno called me names like "bumblefoot" and "barrelbelly."

I became very annoyed and tried to cuff him on the ears - but he was too fast - too cunning! He laughed like Bristlebane himself, and at the end of a long run, I realized he had tricked me into getting back in shape.

Truly, the scope of Gatmanno's aid in my mission can only be revealed on the Day of Doom.