Poll: What DO women really want?

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Originally Posted by SlankyLanky [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i want me a man who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, enjoys the smell of my beer farts and rotten feet. a man who will shave my lower back hair and clean it out of the shower because i dont want to. somebody who would rather goto the river and watch trains for free then go to dinner and a crappy movie that could be downloaded form the internet for free. a dude with some big beefy hands because my back hurts, and dude should rub it. if he had a big awesome dog named HAGGARD or SLAMMIE that would be good too. dude shouldnt wear deoderant. preferably have some knowledge or experience with freight trains. vegan or vegetarian is ok but im not so dude better not complain when i grill up a big hunk of flesh. but ya know...not to be to picky.

Shame you don't live near Buffalo. I know a few people back home that not only fit this description but they also have similar musical taste to you.