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Originally Posted by big_ole_jpn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i cant help craving the dopamine smalldick rage gives me. Im literally posting this on a jetski from my phone dude, don't fool yourself like having no free time puts you ahead of me.

lol me and my friends would pride ourselves on making harassing phone calls to each other while doing the biggest works of our life (we called it "works" its a verbiage like "whats in the works bro?", "what type of works u getting tonight?" "I gotta lotta works man". "How you like those works huh?" etc. "You got no works dude".

So we'd be getting big works (laying pipe etc) just dialing smalldicks like Kerwin at 2:00 AM and smashing them on voicemail after explaining the works we were getting *click*. We were some cold ass mofuckas man...lost a lot of friends over it. We figured anyone that couldn't handle those type of phone calls was a pussy and not worthy of getting a spot in the crew. Some could hang, some couldn't.

One time I called a kerwin-type dude from an Avicii afterparty in the penthouse suite. point is, we flip phones and we do make calls while doing big things irl.