Rotation RNF Thread

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Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everyone calling Awakened dicks kinds bothers me, especially giant dicks. See, in some regards (most especially from the perspective of one) being called a dick can be seen as a compliment. It boasts strongly of power, because the suggestion is that they fuck others. I do not think we should play Awakened's swollen sense of superiority like this. Instead, I propose we refer to them as urinary track infections or "UTI" for short. They are unpleasant, annoying and can render dicks impotent. Since the only dicks on p99 are in Awakened (and FoH), the label perfectly illustrates how the UTIs are ruining things for themselves by fucking with the assholes who are in Rustle (vp anyone?) (or any other competent guild) when they could be terrorizing pussies (((bda))) instead on Phinigel.

"Awakened are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Rustle are pussies. And Aftermath is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"