So there I was

[fadetree]

So there he was all broken hearted

Just logged in and barely started

No light, no spell, and gamma down

Still he found his way around

He boiled, seethed and raged out loud

"Not classic this and not allowed!1!

Mine eyes have glimpsed forbidden sights

Of Nektulous in deepest night"

Our sympathies must lie with him

Whose eyes perceived despite light dim

Those sights not meant for men to see

Which he carries now eternally

+1
good stuff, and you paid attention to meter, unlike SOME people.